Adam An Eve
Adam and Eve
God was there before anything was ultimately eternal divine does not need anything and the body. However, for some reason we decided to keep all for himself, created the angels, delicate creatures efficiently from light to worship and obey God for eternity. Los Angeles cigars do not have the capacity to rebel and think for themselves, and things probably have a bit boring after a few million years of uninterrupted worship God decided to create a new creature. This time God used clay, probably the world was created sometime in the middle of providing the clay and gave him the new creature the ability to think, question authority, make decisions and most importantly, make a lot of mistakes. God then introduced to this creature of clay "Adam" to the angels, saying: this is Adam, he made the clay and makes a lot of mistakes, but is much better than all of you, therefore, I want you all to prostrate and submit to it. At this particular point in time something magical happened, by one of the Angels suddenly developed the ability to rebel and decided to use immediately. He refused to obey this to protest because it is clear that it is pointless because the angels are clearly more than this creature of clay accusing the mighty God grave injustice. God made it very understandably very angry, "And probably very surprised, but rather to punish the rogue angel (which was called Satan by the way) here and later, God decided to defer the punishment for a few million years, and told Satan to get her ass to somewhere far away from them, where you can be free to do what you want and practice their heresies, without further interruption. God then looked at Adam, and he realized that he had had given him a rib unnecessary had no useful function and probably a bit ugly. God who takes away neatly dispose and made Eve, but the cunning avid follower Adam. The merciful God then put them both in the sky where they can live happily ever after, but despite that both loved so much, and although he knew that both had tendency to make lots of mistakes, even decided to fit the sky with an eject button, if the press can make God very angry and cause serious consequences for both. However, God is so loving and merciful made sure that both knew that he was told that button and do not push him, then left them alone and turned.
For the moment, Satan knew all that is been going on and was able to sneak back into the premises of God directly to heaven without God to ignore. Being the cunning angel who became horrible after his sudden transformation, and probably with the help of some inside information Satan spoke directly to Eve, knowing that she is the weakest and most foolish of them, and knowing that although Adam was made of clay only, Satan had no chance of winning without the help of Eva stupid. Did not take long to convince Adam to ask God to press the button, and once he did to Adam, Almighty God soon became very aware of everything that is happening in your own backyard. He turned to Satan and said, oops I did it again, but again this time I let you go and escape from somewhere very far, and I will not take any of his powers away, but you, yourself and I mean Adam and Eve, I'm really very disappointed. I, the merciful God, have encouraged all my creatures, and put you in the sky with only an eject button, and after all that I I've done for you without asking you to do anything in return, you will betray me and press my button just because a cunning devil, an angel tells you to. Now all we have to go, all you have to come down to earth, to a life of suffering and struggle, will not be able to see or feel Satan, but he will be able to access their thoughts and actions affect, and if you or any of its springs hear it again, I will put you in hell with Satan for all eternity, and this time, there will be no eject button.
Just and merciful God, then in later forgave Adam and Eve, and when he died after suffering on earth took them to heaven because they deserved to believe existed. Its wharves were are a little less fortunate, however, as most of them end up in hell Satan continues his drunkenness while evil on earth until this very moment. It's a shame, because God really loves everyone, even those who will end up in hell, God is making great efforts to save the world, and even feel their suffering. Too bad that God always gets his way, except in the case of convicted spring of his spoiled son, the fool reasonable non-believers in this story.
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