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Better quality of live: the US vs Canada?
Sometimes I feel like the US got it backwards. Canada has 3 cities making it to top 15 cities in the world offering highest quality of life; Vancouver is #2 after Zurich or something. San Fran is at 30th place, Boston at 37th.
Canada:
weed, prostitution, free health care, world’s safest banks, no guns
The US:
guns, no drugs, no prostitution, no health care, no banks
Don’t get me started on illegal dildos in a couple states.
The last one, I have a sales job so I have to talk to a bunch people from different regions all the time. Amazingly enough, TX – nice people. NY – aholes. What’s up with that?
Plus and minuses for both places. More opportunity in US but I liked living in Canada better. You found nice people from Texas?
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Sportsheets Dildo Anchor Pads $19.95 Let your bed or pillow grow a dildo! Pimp out your Sportsheets bed sheets or pillow case with a dildo to make your fantasies even dirtier! – Securely holds dildo in place for cowgirl or doggy thrills- Works with most flared-base dildos- Compatible with the Bondage Bed Sheets and Pleasure Pillow Case- Contains 2 Dildo Anchor Pads for maximum versatility- Pads measure 6 inches wide and 4 inches long The anchor pads are compatible with most flared-base dildos. Just slide the dildo between the anchor pad. The special Velcro-like backing attaches securely to either the Sportsheets Bondage Bed Sheet Set or the Pleasure Pillow Case. Then you can bend over and thrust back for doggy-style fun or hop on and ride it for cowgirl thrills! The pads slip securely around the dildo and attach securely to either the Sportsheets Bed Sheet set or the Pleasure Pillow case. The pads are smooth to the touch and feel like velvet. A stiff neoprene backing provides extra support to keep the dildo secure in place and provide extra durability and longer life. The Dildo Anchor Pads measure 6 inches wide and 4 inches long with a 1.75 inch diameter circle in the middle. Your dildo must be 1.75 inches wide or less to work with the anchor pads. Dildo sold separately. Each package includes 2 dildo pads for greater flexibility. Adam and Eve recommends the Dildo Anchor Pads for use with the Sportsheets Bed Sheet Set and Pleasure Pillow Case for couples interested in exploring kinky sex and restraint play. Get the most out of your Sportsheets Dildo Anchor Pad with some of the numerous accessories. The Bondage Bed Sheet Set fits over any queen-sized mattress to turn your entire bed into a bondage fantasy playground, complete with 4 cuffs. The Pleasure Pillow Case allows you to turn an ordinary pillow into an ideally shaped cushion to provide you with any extra support you need during sex. And you can use the Dildo Anchor Pads in combination with the Hump and Bump Vibrator to create your own Sybian! |
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Bend Over Intermediate Harness $115.95 Give your lover the good stuff with this strap-on harness kit! Includes 2 dildos, a mini vibrator and fully adjustable harness!Made from the highest quality silicone available! The next step up from the popular Bend Over Beginners kit, this intermediate level kit features even bigger dildos for more experienced couples and everything else you need for strap-on sex! This strap-on harness kit includes 2 dildos made from 100% silicone. The 5-inch long dildo helps you get started right as you work your way up to the 6.25-inch model! Both dildos are firm enough for easy penetration, with a slight amount of give to make things easier on the receiving end! When you re ready for some action, it s pretty easy to get the dildos and harness set up. Just slide one of the O-rings around the dildo s shaft, like it was a cock ring. Then, snap the 4 buckles around the ring to hold the dildo in position. The harness includes a fully adjustable belt that fits around your waist (up to 60 inches) and separate straps that go around your legs to keep the harness securely in place no matter how heated things get! And to make things sweeter for you, the strap-on harness includes a mini vibrator! The bullet vibrator slips inside a secret pocket in the harness, sitting directly on top of your clit to satisfy you while you re slipping it to your partner! The vibrator uses watch-sized batteries, included for free. The velvet harness feels soft and smooth against your skin, and it s fully adjustable so you re guaranteed a comfortable fit. The O-rings can fit most-sized dildos with a flared base so you can even use the harness with other sex toys. So even if you eventually decide to switch to a bigger dildo, you ll be able to keep using the same harness for years to come! The smaller silicone dildo measures 5 inches long and 1 inch wide, while the larger is 6.25 inches long and 1.5 inches wide. Both dildos feature a smooth surface that becomes super-slick with just a bit of water-based lube for |
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Bend Over Beginner Harness Kit $87.95 Get ready to bend over and take it! Kit includes 2 dildos, mini vibe, and adjustable velvet harness! Contains 100% ultra-premium platinum silicone the highest quality on the market! One of the best harness kits we ve seen in a long time, the Bend Over Beginners kit comes jampacked with everything you need for experimenting with strap-on sex or role reversal! The two silicone dildos included in the kit are specifically sized so you can break in your partner easily and gradually. Start off with the 4.5 inch model before graduating to his bigger brother the 5.5 incher! Both dildos slide firmly into a rubber O-ring, which you can then snap securely into place on the adjustable velvet harness keeping it locked in place no matter how passionate the two of you get! To add to your pleasure, the harness includes a special pocket directly over your clit to hold an adjustable speed bullet vibrator, also included. Not only does the mini vibe keep you every bit as turned on as your partner, but you can even access the controls while thrusting away to turn up the heat so to speak! When you re ready to graduate to something bigger, the kit also includes an O-ring that can be switched out to accommodate larger-sized dildos like the VIP Purple Haze dildo ensuring that you and your partner will be using this harness kit for years to come! The smaller silicone dildo measures 4.5 inches long and less than 1 inch wide, while the larger is 5.5 inches long and 1.25 inches wide. Both dildos feature a smooth, clean surface. They re firm enough to hold up to even the most rigorous sessions, and become incredibly slick with water-based or anal lube for easy penetration while maximizing your pleasure and comfort. The two dildos in the Bend Over Beginner Harness Kit are both made from ultra-premium platinum silicone the highest grade of silicone available in the adult toy market to ensure that your new adult sex toy will give you years of satisfaction and pleasure with a minimal amount of care. |
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Glow In The Dark Reversible Sleeve $19.95 Double the stimulation for one low price! Turn it into a vibrator sleeve for extra fun! With this new reversible male sex toy sleeve, you get two completely different sensations in a single sex toy! – Male sleeve s reversible design lets you pick between 2 different sensations – Ribs lining the toy s shaft create a popping feeling- Male sex toy s nubs massage and tickle her pussy and clit- Give your vibrators or other sex toys new life by using it as a sleeve- Penis sleeve glows in the dark for fun with the lights off- Male sex toy measures 5.5 inches long and 1.25 inches wide The shaft of this condom-shaped male sleeve is lined with two different types of stimulators, giving you twice the sensation compared to similar adult sex toys. One side of the male sex toy is covered with 6 rows of pleasure nubs to tease her pussy and clit while you thrust away. And the other side of the sex toy sleeve is lined with more than 15 ribs for a new popping sensation. This sex toy even pulls double-duty as a sleeve for your older vibrators or dildos, giving them new life whenever you slip it on. This adult sex toy is made from a rubber-based material known as TPR. This makes it more durable and less likely to tear than other penis sleeves. The adult sex toy s sleeve is soft and flexible to give you a comfortable experience. It s very stretchable to fit most sizes. This male sex toy even glows in the dark to give you an extra thrill under the covers! This glow in the dark male sleeve measures 5.5 inches long and 1.5 inches across. Adam and Eve recommends applying a little lube around the entrance and sliding it into position. This is much easier than trying to roll up the shaft and put it on like you would a condom. This male sex toy is safe to use with water- and silicone-based sex lubes. When you re finished, you should wash this penis sleeve in warm, soapy water and rinse it clean. You might want to use Adam and Eve sex toy cleaner as well. After letting it dry off, store your pe |
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Vibrating Heart Pleasure Harness $34.95 Panty Harness Holds Him And Your Sex Toys You’ve never felt anything like this combination panty and harness. The built-in cock hugger grips him with every stroke while the micro bullet vibrates her clit. And it’s a great harness for all your dildos. It’s like getting three toys in one. Panty-style harness, adjustable to 38″ waist Removable mini bullet vibrator Harness has a ribbed opening to grip him tightly Harness accommodates most vibrators and dildos Imagine your cock being tightly gripped with every love thrust! That’s the feeling you get when she wears this uniquely-designed Heart Pleasure Harness panty. The cock-hugging hole right over her pussy is lined with raised nubs so that as you go in, she feels tighter with each stroke, like a virgin every time. And you get the added sensation of dozens of tiny nubs rubbing your dick and balls as you thrust in and out of her tight, wet pussy. The bullet vibrator (with included batteries) nestles just above her clit, producing waves of ecstasy as she moves toward a dynamite orgasm from the combination of thrusting and vibration. And she can adjust the level of vibration to suit the action, from gentle stimulation to powerhouse thrills. The Heart Pleasure Harness design assures you of an unusual and sensual feel while you make love. You’ll both love the feeling of thrilling sensation nubs and mind-blowing vibrations as you stroke away to one impressive orgasm to another. When it comes to solo thrills for her, the cock hugger will hold most vibrators and dongs in place for hands-free ecstatic action. Or use the Heart Pleasure Harness as a regular harness for role reversal, third-party play, or girls-only action. The straps are adjustable to fit up to a 38″ waist, and the panty is comfortable to wear. Plus the look is hot! Make sure you use plenty of sex lube with all sex toy. We recommend one of Adam and Eve’s top rated waterproof or anal sex lubes. Cleaning your Heart Pleasure Harness is simple. Just sponge it off with |
