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This Just In … Brain Food floats!

Regardless of the term he prefers to use, the Enrichment Program, Edu-tainment, information and entertainment with a purpose Placer, cultural lessons to the benefit of cruise passengers … whatever … these mixtures on the board of education and entertainment are growing rapidly in popularity. In fact, I wonder if growth exceeds continue until lunch and dinner as the main reason for cruise? (Yes, I am asking this question seriously.)

Wait! Before leaving the boat, thinking that this is food for thought equivalent of a Half-baked Alaska, listen to me.

Reflected in advertising cruise passenger surveys and metrics for welfare, education board-entertainment has become a major attraction that cruise companies are spending lavishly on additions and improvements, improvise constantly to maintain an advantage competitive.

Example: The famous newer ships have state of the art of glass blowing exhibition facilities – Next to a garden area. (Yes, real liquid crystal hot on a real growth of the grass, not Astroturf. The grass does not serve as room room, putting green, lawn bowling, etc)

Passengers can sit on benches or on the grass and watch glassblowers at work. The show itself is made up of professionals – provided by the Corning Museum of Glass in Corning, NY – the creation of works of art before their own eyes. Long, well insulated poles are used to manipulate bright balloons to 2,000 grade fused silica. It's all a show!

Personal Note – To me, that overheated, pulsating mass of glass is alive … about to attack at any time. So, as Steve McQueen in the movie 1958 horror Blob, which float around the periphery, ready, ready to run if they lurch in my direction.

Celebrity has obviously spent a tremendous amount of time, money and creative energy – not to mention real property on board first – to bring this attraction special attention to the fact along with its unique setting, the grass on the side. Which brings us to the last question – is it pay? Blown glass has a very popular board?

While unscientific, my own survey says … Well, maybe. The observed abundance of grass-stained white pants immediately after an event, tells me is sufficient to support the responses of animation.

Here now, for your edification, is a quick review of some of the nomenclature versus actual content of the programs of the three brands most popular cruise superior:

Celebrity Cruise Lines – is offered under the title "The life of famous" with three sub-categories:

– Enjoy – cooking and wine tasting courses

– Discover – Computers, photography and all things digital, art, writing, languages, blown glass, etc.

– Renew – Spa treatments, fitness classes and wellness seminars

Holland America Lines – A new program entitled "Explorations" implemented by the board to explore the equipment, which is a party planner, lifestyle coach, a techspert "(expert technical), Professor of destination, dance instructor and leader of the book club. And, surprise, surprise, working together as a team to drive:

– Style of life and wellness classes – nutrition, yoga, Tai Chi, etc.

– Cooking classes – taught in the state of the art Culinary Arts Theatre by chefs from the ship

– History and Culture – seminars, speakers and literary book club discussions

– Digital Workshops – Computer literacy, photography, Internet, etc.

– Dance – Dance classes and activities

Princess Cruise Lines – risking confusion with an email address, this line has been carried out enrichment programs too smart by nickname "Scholarship @ Sea." Culinary Arts In addition to the usual offerings and Wine Tasting, "@ Sea "programs abound:

- Photo @ sea – beginners, Photoshop

- Ceramics @ Sea – Complete with onboard ovens

- Navigation @ Sea – do you have to bring their own GPS?

- Computers @ Sea – The basic literacy, Internet, etc.

- Scrapbooking @ Sea – well, but is at postgraduate level?

(You can see Cruise Critic why one reviewer referred to some of the programs of the princess as a "bit" soft and fluffy.)

In conclusion ever – would stoop to scare tactics just to sell newspapers – but still have to ask:

Is there any danger of an overdose of these programs can cause brain swelling due to information overload? At this time medical science simply does not know. For now, we must error on the side of safety at sea. Cruise lines do not want well-meaning otherwise unintentionally contribute to a national epidemic of News Corpulency.

What if this disease is more than a figment of our imagination? We can still rely on the pharmaceutical industry to come to our rescue – the development of an over-price, excess advertising supplement to cure other diseases once did not know we had.

A celebrity name Grande (Sally Campos?) Is probably already under contract to be heard in evening trading news about how your "IC" was revoked for one-on-month, Ship time dose-Niva – On sale in the gift shop next to the Dramamine and Maalox.

Then, once the Sugar Free and low fat versions of the board are the courses started, we will be doubly safe, free of both food intake floating brain of our five senses can absorb. It's the American way.

See you in class - Large Animal Taxidermy Lite – 12 hours, six deck – Buffet lunch provided.

About the Author

Lyn Edwin Cathey – Network Travel Services, LLC A veteran of 25 years in the travel industry – holding positions within the industry such as trainer, educator, agent, consultant, agency owner/manager and product specialist. For 15 years prior to joining the travel industry Lyn worked as a full time entertainer/comedian, performing on banjo & guitar – often as a featured act on cruise ships – see bio & history.  He created and currently maintains several websites, including -TripFinder.com & PimpMyCruise.com

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