Realistic Blow Up Doll
So realistic… isn’t it?
This guy is really into blow up dolls and calls his mail order supplier and says he wants something absolutely realistic.
The supplier says, “I have just the thing, ‘Life-like Tina’. She’s expensive but so realistic you can’t tell the difference!”
The guy orders one.
Meanwhile the supplier is looking at the box and cannot believe how realistic ‘Life-like Tina’ looks, so he decides to blow it up. Once inflated he gets really turned on and thinks, “What the hell!” and has sex with the doll. Washing it afterwards, he neatly packages it and sends it out to the guy.
A month later the guy calls up, “You know that ‘Life-like Tina’ blow up doll you sent me? I cannot tell you how happy I am.”
Supplier, “That’s great!”
Guy, “Yeah, it’s a totally believable experience.”
Supplier, “Realistic then?”
Guy, “So realistic…I got syphilis ”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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So Real 6” Realistic Dildo $19.95 So Real 6″ Realistic Dildo You can never have too much cock and this fun So Real Dildo will keep you playing for hours on end, whether you’re by yourself or with a partner. It’s 6″ of paradise for your pussy or ass, with a 1 ¾ shaft to give you that full feeling. And the size of this dildo is perfect for anal play for everyone from beginners to experienced anal fans. • Dildo is 6″ long and 1 3/4″ thick • Veined for a realistic, life like feel • Great sex toy for beginners • Can be used for vaginal or anal sex • Waterproof for fun anywhere and easy cleaning This realistic So Real Dildo is hand-crafted, with a manly heft that feels great in your favorite places. It’s authentically sculpted from the smooth head, down the lifelike veins and ridges along the shaft, to the thick manly balls. The So Real Dildo is made of solid but soft lifelike material that warms up to your body temperature for an extra-real feel and exciting sex play. Just lube it up and glide it in for a night of amazing sex play. We recommend a using a water based sex lube increased sex toy fun. The So Real Dildo cleans up easily and quickly when the fun’s over. Just immerse it in warm soapy water, rinse and pat dry. Or, to keep your sex toy looking like new, try Adam & Eve Toy Cleaner. When you’re storing the So Real Dildo, give it a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it fresh. The So Real Dildo sex toy for couples or for solo masturbation. Check out the full range of sex toys Adam and Eve offers. |
