Simply Pleasure
Isn’t the MEANING OF LIFE simply extracting the maximum amount of pleasure for the minimum amount of effort?
If I were a liberal, I know what I would do! Drugs, chicks, atheism and rock&roll! However, I’m a theist. 
That may be the meaning of life for you, but it isn’t for me.
Have fun! You don’t know what you are missing.
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Endless Pleasure Rabbit Vibrator $119.95 Enjoy Endless Pleasure With This Thrusting Rabbit VibratorThis rabbit vibrator has some orgasmic new tricks up its sleeve! Mimicking a real lover, this sex toy actually gyrates while thrusting in and out, combining illicit sexual thrills with the powerful pleasure of a multiple speed clitoral stimulator for mind blowing sensations. Gyrating, thrusting shaft Swirling beads and vibrating clitoral hummingbird Light-up controls Soft, flexible jelly material 8 independent speeds, 3 vibration functions Great for intermediate and advanced sex toy users Measures 8 inches long and 1.5 inches wide Takes 4 AA batteries, sold separately Made of super soft jelly, this purple and clear vibrator sex toy is tipped in a penis shaped head for smooth insertion. The vertically expanding shaft doubles as a rippled texture for lots of stimulation, while the buzzing hummingbird hovers on an angle from the vibrator shaft for clitoral arousal. The soft, thin beak tickles sensually while the fluttering wings tease and tantalize the labia. Both the thrusting twirling shaft and the buzzing hummingbird can be adjusted to offer one of eight light-indicated speeds and three incredible functions of pulsation, escalation, and vibration. The vibrator s unique thrusting shaft does all the moving, so all you have to do is simply sit back and relax! The head dips in and out, fast or slow, while it swirls around to touch all of your internal pleasure zones. A truly customizable sex toy experience is at your fingertips; simply press the on button and use the up and down arrow keys to vary speed for each feature. A tap of the vibrator s function button will allow the user to spice things up with their choice of an automated pattern. As it glides in and out, the row of whirling beads beneath the tip adds even more pleasure to the gyrating action! Enjoy this vibrator along with your favorite sex lubricant for slippery sensual exploration. Keep the Endless Pleasure Rabbit Vibrator ready for action by making |
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Pleasure Skin Realistic Dildo $34.95 Dildo is incredibly life-like! With a big, thick shaft, firm textured testicles, and a versatile suction cup feature on the bottom, the Pleasure Skin Realistic Dildo is ready for action any time and any place you desire. The soft, pliable surface feels just like a real lover, especially when used with a sex lubricant for slick sensations. This dildo is available in both black and white versions, you can pick exactly what color you want to match your fantasies. The larger girth of this realistic dildo is best for intimate and experienced sex toy users. – Realistic Penis Shape- Soft Pleasure Skin Material- Firm Testicles- Suction Cup Base- Waterproof – Ideal For Intermediate And Advanced Sex Toy Users- Realistic dildo measures 8 inches long and 2 inches wide The dildo s plump tip is tapered with a realistic and subtle texture that feels amazing as it slides deep inside. The thick shaft features raised veined texture, and will satisfy even the most demanding dildo and sex toy users and is made of a material that warms quickly to body temperature and a firm core that pairs perfectly with the soft surface. This pleasure skin dildo feels even more like the real thing and is easy to thrust when enjoyed with your favorite lube. At the bottom of the dildo s shaft, firm testicles offer a perfect handle for self use or partner play, allowing the holder to grasp this toy even if hands are lubricated or wet. Lightly textured, these balls offer extra erotic clitoral stimulation when the sex toy is fully inserted. Underneath the shaft, a strong suction cup allows this waterproof dildo to adhere to walls, tables, chairs and even the floor of the bathtub for wet and wild pleasure! Let your imagination run wild as you enjoy hands free excitement with this long lover. The Pleasure Skin Realistic Dildo is very easy to clean, simply wipe down with mild soap and water or sex toy cleaner after each session. Allow this dildo to dry thoroughly after cleaning, and to maintain the texture, be |
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Pleasure Kiss Sensual Arouser $19.95 Vibrating Kiss For Your Clit and Nipples! Small but mighty, this vibrating bullet powered sex toy offers lots of power and variety in a compact package that s perfect for satisfaction anytime. The pleasure kiss vibrator features a removable sleeve with soft, pliable material and tickling nubs, making this petite pleaser a sure contender for your favorite sex toy! With seven stimulating settings available at the touch of a button, there s even a perfect speed for every user. *Vibrators has a Soft Removable Nubby Sleeve *Easy Two Button Control *Seven Stimulating Functions *Cup Shaped Tip Feels Great *Vibrator Uses 3 AAA Batteries (Sold Separately) *Perfect for Beginner, Intermediate and Advanced Sex Toy Users The vibrator sleeve is covered in tiny raised hearts for a sweet look that allows for a secure grip, even when the toy is lubricated. The cup on the tip of the sleeve is packed with lots of soft, tickling nubs that feel amazing when brushed across the nipples or clit. Soft, rounded edges make it easy and comfortable to press this petite vibrator against intimate curves, delivering satisfaction through dozens of tiny quivering tips. Try this vibrator sex toy along with a favorite lubricant for even more fun! The vibrator s easy to use handheld remote control has two arrow keys that allow the user to cycle through low, medium, and high speeds, three pulsation patterns, and an erotic escalation rhythm that will make you toss and turn with ecstasy! Simply press the right or left arrow keys until the desired speed or pattern is reached, relax, and enjoy the personalized pleasure. This mini vibrator comes equipped with a 31 power cord that is long enough to allow your partner to control the action, or to easily adjust during solo play. If more intense vibration is desired, simply slide the sleeve off and use the bullet itself for toe-curling orgasms! To ensure the Pleasure Kiss bullet vibrator is always ready for action, remove and clean the sleeve with soap and water |
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Silicone Pleasure Orb $16.95 A classic sex toy favorite! This bullet vibrator pairs up with a stretchy, soft, delightfully nubby sleeve for a modern twist that will deliver lots of orgasmic bliss! The Silicone Pleasure Orb sleeve can be removed and used on other small vibrators or a fingertip to vary the sensations, and the bullet can be used by itself for more intense stimulation as well. Mutliple speed remote control Vibrator has stretchy removable silicone sleeve Six rows Of raised nubs for added stimulation Compact size Great sex toy for beginners Requires 2 AA batteries, sold separately Use the vibrator s handheld controller, with an adjustment dial that can be easily moved using a fingertip, to find just the right speed of soft or strong vibrations. Whether you want an orgasmic buzz to send you over the edge or a gentle purr get you hot and bothered for a wild night of sex, you ll find the perfect setting. Pressed against nipples or clitoris, or even used to tease your partner s penis, this handy little bullet vibrator is sure to arouse your erotic passions! The discreet size also makes this sex toy ideal for romantic weekend getaways or hiding in a purse for spontaneous fun. The stretchy silicone material of the bullet vibrator s sleeve warms quickly to body temperature, and becomes sensually slick with a few drops of your favorite sex lubricant. Six rows of raised nubs cover the surface on all sides for an erotically bumpy texture that will leave you gasping with pleasure. The long cord between the remote and the egg vibrator won t restrict your movements, no matter how intense things get, and also makes it easy to hand off the control to a partner for wickedly exciting teasing. To clean this vibrator, simply remove the silicone sleeve and wash with soap and water or toy cleaner. If using the bullet by itself, wipe down with a damp cloth, taking care not to get the battery compartment wet. When your intimate activities are finished, be sure to take the batteries out of this sex toy befo |
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Pleasure Penis Vibrator $24.95 This big vibrator features an attractive two-tone color, a realistic shape, and powerful multiple speed settings for customized passion session. The vibrator s stimulating texture offers even more ecstasy as you explore your hot spots, and a lightly curved tip rubs the G-spot with each stroke! Firm yet flexible, this sex toy has the girth and length to indulge the sexual cravings of intermediate and advanced sex toy users. *Vibrator is made Flexible Crystalessence Material *Twisting Vibrator Base Controls Multi-Speed Vibrations *Vertical Tip Tickles The G-Spot *Vibrator is Waterproof for Wet and Wild Fun *Uses 2 AA Batteries (sold separately) *A Good Choice For Intermediate and Advanced Sex Toy Users Made of smooth Crystalessence jelly material, the vibrator s pliable surface warms up quickly to body temperature with use. The vibrator shaft can be gently flexed for a comfortable experience as it glides against your intimate curves. The penis shaped tip is angled upwards, allowing the rounded flared edge to caress your G-spot, with four raised stimulation nubs and natural ripples just below for extra excitement. Raise veined texture throughout the vibrator shaft provides a sensation just like being penetrated by a real lover and feels amazing when paired with your favorite water based or silicone sex lubricant. In the center of the translucent blue shaft, the powerful bullet motor is embedded to send quivering vibrations throughout the entire toy. An upgrade from usual small bullet motors, the Pleasure Penis Vibrator uses a special elongated motor to ensure that you re treated to blissful shivers with every inch that slides inside. To adjust the speed to your liking, simply twist the dial on the base of the vibrator to the left or right until you reach your favorite orgasmic setting. This sex toy is also waterproof for naughty fun in the bathtub or shower! Just tighten the cap and indulge in waves of pleasure in your favorite aquatic environment. When your desires ar |
