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If, in your office during the Christmas party gift exchange Secret Santa, who received an erotic plaything of his Secret Santa. You have no idea if the secret of Santa Claus was a man or woman. BQ: a) Turn off the storm red Party? b) red and secretly appreciate the gift? c) Demand to know who reads like a book! d) Displays all you got? e) complain that the batteries not included and insulted her? f) Other: ____________

E: They complain that the batteries are not included. I'm not insulted. I would take it as a reason for have the rest of the day off so I can go home and see my gift.

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